I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.