Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.