I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.