Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I was the real Stig...

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.