When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Only use the left earphone.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Courtesy flush.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.