- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Sitting down in the shower

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.