I push the door open with my stomach

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.