I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.