as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I think about other women when having sex

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.