When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

test how many stares you can scale in one step

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.