try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.