- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I cant ride a bike

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.