when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Being fat

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I was the real Stig...

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.