Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Ur mum

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.