I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.