- Things You Think Only You Do

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Poo really loud

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.