When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Courtesy flush.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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k. everyone

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.