Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I cant ride a bike

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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listen to madonnas new album

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.