Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Being fat

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.