Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Be a loner at school

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.