I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Mayada stupid

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.