I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.