When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Poo really loud

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.