when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Poo really loud

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.