In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.