When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Boinked my neighbor

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.