I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.