- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at my poo before I flush it.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Picking my nose.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.