I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.