When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.