I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.