Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I can't trill my R's

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Only use the left earphone.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Poo really loud

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.