- Things You Think Only You Do

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

The older I get the more honest I get

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.