- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.