While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I can't trill my R's

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.