filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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listen to madonnas new album

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.