I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.