Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.