When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.