When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.