Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.