I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I never feel bored

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.