Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.