right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.