Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Having gay sex

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.