Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.