I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.