I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.