Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.