Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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fap

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Picking my nose.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.