trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.