I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.