When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I meow when my cat meows.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.