Think about breathing...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.