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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I meow when my cat meows.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Pee in the shower
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.