Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.