While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.