Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.