I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Pee in the shower

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.