Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.