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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I think about other women when having sex
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.