Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I eat ass

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.