Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.