When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.