Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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chew on the side of my teeth

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.