Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Pee in the shower

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.