When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Pee in the shower

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.