Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Look at my poop before flushing

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check shower for murder then pee

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.