Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.