While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.