If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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speak proper english

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.