When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.