Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.