collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.