- Things You Think Only You Do

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Boinked my neighbor

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.