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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.