Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.