When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Courtesy flush.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.