Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I piss in the bed every night

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.