- Things You Think Only You Do

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Brake for tail-gaters

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.