Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.