when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.