- Things You Think Only You Do

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Look at my poop before flushing

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.