After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about breathing...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.