I masturbate with sandpaper

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think about breathing...

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.