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Pee in the shower

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Look at my poop before flushing

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.