Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I hit the frig after sex

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Having gay sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.