Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Vote for the other guy

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Think about breathing...

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.