When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I can't trill my R's

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.