When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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humiliating little girls

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.