While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.