While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.