I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Eat ice by itself

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.