When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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look at bins as i walk past them

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Picking my nose.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.