Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Pee in the shower

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.