I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Vote for the other guy

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.