When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.