it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.