- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Look at my poo before I flush it.

sing like a pro in da shower

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.