Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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humiliating little girls

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.