- Things You Think Only You Do

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I chew my ice cream.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.