Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.