Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.