when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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humiliating little girls

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.