I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.