Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.