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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.