At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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My parents are annoying.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.