When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.