Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I never feel bored

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.