Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I **** with no hands.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.