Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Having gay sex

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Look at my poop before flushing

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.