coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.