- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.