- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

call someone by a siblings name.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.