Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.