Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I cant ride a bike

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.