When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -102

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Make up a song to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -158

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I piss in the bed every night

thumb_up thumb_down +13

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Do somthing only you do

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

thumb_up thumb_down -19

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

thumb_up thumb_down -19

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -21

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.