Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.