I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.