Boinked my neighbor

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Think about breathing...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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speak proper english

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.