Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.