get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.