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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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