Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.