Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.