Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Poo really loud

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.