Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Only use the left earphone.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.