Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.