I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.