Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I cant ride a bike

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.