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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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I piss in the bed every night
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.