Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I piss in the bed every night

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.