Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Boinked my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I gotta get down of Friday

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -90

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

thumb_up thumb_down -112

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down -114

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -126

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I pee in the shower. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

thumb_up thumb_down -21

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

thumb_up thumb_down -23

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.