Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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blink

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Smoking in the shower.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.