not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.