judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.