Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.