Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.