Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.