I piss in the bed every night

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.