- Things You Think Only You Do

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I piss in the bed every night

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I always think I have special powers

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.