Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

thumb_up thumb_down -77

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -81

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -109

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

thumb_up thumb_down -109

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

thumb_up thumb_down +40

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

thumb_up thumb_down

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

thumb_up thumb_down -2

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down -2

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.