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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I scratch and sniff.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes I toot.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.