when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.