Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.