Pretend my life is a videogame.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.