stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.