get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think about breathing...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.