- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.