Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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make south park refferences every day

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I was the real Stig...

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.