After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Poo really loud

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.