I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sitting down in the shower

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make south park refferences every day

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.