- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

i masturbate with my feet

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.