try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.