I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.