Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.