Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.