I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.