Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.