Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.