read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.