Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.