make south park refferences every day

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.