put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.