When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I cant ride a bike

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.