as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.