Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I read the down voted posts

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.