- Things You Think Only You Do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I read the down voted posts

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.