- Things You Think Only You Do

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I hold my breath in elevators

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Smoking in the shower.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.