Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.