Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.