Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.