DIY LOL
I AM DISAPPOINT
Japan is Weird
Rate My Battlestation
Spoiled Photos
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
…
Next ›
Last »
When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Feels my beard with my tongue.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
check shower for murder then pee
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Smoking in the shower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
Sitting down in the shower
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
« First
‹ Prev
…
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.