sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I read the down voted posts

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.