I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Smoking in the shower.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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k. everyone

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I **** with no hands.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.