Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.