When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.