Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.