Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.