When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I read the down voted posts

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.