If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.