When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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fap

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.