- Things You Think Only You Do

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Being fat

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.