I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.