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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Mayada stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.