Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.