Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I was the real Stig...

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.