only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.