Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was the real Stig...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.