- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I read the down voted posts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.