Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Ur mum

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.