I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Ur mum

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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fap

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Courtesy flush.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sitting down in the shower

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.