when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.