Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.