When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.