- Things You Think Only You Do

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I cant ride a bike

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.