see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I hit the frig after sex

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.