Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.