pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.