Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I never feel bored

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Be a loner at school

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.