- Things You Think Only You Do

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I **** with no hands.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.