I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

listen to madonnas new album

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.