Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I **** with no hands.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I have a phobia of incest

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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i masturbate with my feet

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.