Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Tear up when I poop

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.