- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.