Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.