- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Poo really loud

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.