Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Ur mum

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.