go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

call someone by a siblings name.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.