A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.