Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Poo really loud

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.