- Things You Think Only You Do

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.