- Things You Think Only You Do

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.