While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I cant ride a bike

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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make south park refferences every day

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.