wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Picking my nose.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.