after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.