When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.