I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.