I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I never feel bored

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Having gay sex

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.