At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.