Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.