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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.