- Things You Think Only You Do

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Sometimes I toot.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.