- Things You Think Only You Do

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I gotta get down of Friday

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.