get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Be a loner at school

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.