Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Pee in the shower

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Play as both sides on fifa

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.