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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.