I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.