Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Having gay sex

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.