When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.