When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.