I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pee in the shower

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.