When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.