- Things You Think Only You Do

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Play as both sides on fifa

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.