when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.