I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Having gay sex

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.