when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Take baths

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Ur mum

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.