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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.