Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

k. everyone

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.