After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Take baths

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pee in the shower

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.