Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pee in the shower

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.