When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Having gay sex

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Pee in the shower

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.