Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.