when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.