Eat ice by itself

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.