try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.