When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.