I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Take baths

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.