- Things You Think Only You Do

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.