- Things You Think Only You Do

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

sneeze without closing my eyes

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Play as both sides on fifa

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.