Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pee in the shower

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.