- Things You Think Only You Do

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

wonder who wrote these things

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.