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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.