Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.