clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.