I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.