Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.