I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.