text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.