Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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check shower for murder then pee

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.