When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.