Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

My parents are annoying.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.