When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.