I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.