Pee in the shower

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.