Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

sneeze without closing my eyes

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

This song will not come out of my head!

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.