- Things You Think Only You Do

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I have never watched Star Wars.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.