- Things You Think Only You Do

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.