sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.