Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I have seen a UFO

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.