When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.