- Things You Think Only You Do

sneeze without closing my eyes

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.