- Things You Think Only You Do

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.