Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Eat ice by itself

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.