Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Pee in the shower

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.